fuckited

Past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of fuckititis.

To be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.

1) John fuckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.

2) "I was so lethargic this evening, I even fuckited masturbating!"

by indecisiviously February 25, 2010

fuckwads and faggots

Definition 1 An offensive term used to describe people who play Dungeons And Dragons

Definition 2 A word you use to make fun of Dungeons And Dragons

Uh look at those fuckwads and faggots playing Fuckwads And Faggots

by J Slasher July 29, 2017

Fuckwad

Just how it sounds. A wad of fuck.

“Matty B is SUCH a fuckwad”

by Tata033 December 7, 2018

fuckwad

Someone who spuriously slanders an entire group of people using specious faux-scholarly arguments because he thinks that politics doesn't have any real world meaning and is all a big game of who gets to call the other side a poopyhead the most. Counts double if said fuckwaddery gets reviewed in the New York Times because the fuckwad "author" has a famous mommy.

"The white male is the Jew of Liberal Fascism" - Liberal Fascism, by fuckwad Jonah Goldberg

by McDuff January 11, 2008

fuckwad

Jonah Goldberg, writer of the hilariously inept Liberal Fascism.

"Did fuckwad finally settle on a title for that piece-of-shit book he's writing?"

"Yes. The fuckwad. It's out now and he's having a hard time getting anyone to take it seriously."

"Who'd take fuckwad seriously?"

"His mom. Maybe."

by Righteous Bubba January 14, 2008

fuckwad

Jonah Golberg, or any other conservative pundit incapable of rational thought. Also known as a "doughy pantload".

Jonah Goldberg is such a fuckwad for comparing liberals to Nazis.

by Manila Ryce January 11, 2008

fucktwat

Someone who is real full of themself, but is a huge fucking loser at the same time. Everyone hates this person, but this person does not know it.

Dan McFaggy is a huge Fucktwat.

by M.L.B. October 7, 2007