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Fuckaverssary

A fuckaverssary is a year when you and bae fucked for the first time and you didn't date so this is the date that marks the start of your relationship.
You: Happy fuckaverssary Fabi!
him: Uhh... i guess there's gonna be some tension for the coming days
by urbanchick25 June 22, 2016
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fuckface suit

A lightheartedly disparaging term used by the Criminal in Chief to refer to attorneys in general, especially as he scrounges and scrapes the bottom of the barrel looking for someone to represent him in his fight in a Miami court against the current federal 37-count indictment, hoping all of it is just a minor blip on his legal radar.
Hey buddy, I’ve been looking for at least one high-profile fuckface suit to perform some legal wizardry for me in this fake shitshow of a courtroom, so are you onboard to be the next Roy Cohn?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023
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Fuckface

A complete asshole. Someone who you want to highfive. In the face. With a chair.

Usually following the word "little."
"I think Bryan18 from Urban Dictionary should go to hell."

"I agree, he's such a little fuckface!"
by SopherGopher22 February 8, 2015
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fuckface.

a term of endearment, used when trying to make a point.
by LeNa. June 25, 2003
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Fuckface

A Person or object that is an absolute asshole and/or self-minded jackass.

Can also describe people who think they are higher than others because they think they are important to many others when really he isn't, or a "tough guy" that talks shit but and might throw a punch or two but is really a lousy idiot.
"I'am better than you because many people love me and I make trillions more dollars than you!"
You: "You forgot to mention you're a fuckface."

"YO BITCH IMMA CAP YOU ASS BITCH!"
*Punch*
You: "You Fuckface."
by WilliamTheTard October 4, 2011
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Fuckface

Someone who is so ugly or so messed up you have no other word to describe them
by Anonymous December 4, 2002
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fuckface pirate

similar to the original definition of fuckface, accept for the fact in this case, you only have one penis for an eye while you wear a patch over the missing penis/eye.
you roll up in your car to a stranger and cover one eye with your right hand and point your index fingure of your left hand at the stranger in front of your other eye. then, you simply ask the person "guess what i am". he confesses he doesnt know. you then say "no, guess!". when he gets frusturated and gives up, you then say "I'm a fuckface pirate, DUH!" then peel off into the night.
by SPC. Perry May 4, 2005
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