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by psycho chick!! June 11, 2005
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2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)
1) "Just allow me to fuckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus..."
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"
by Spork_damage May 6, 2007
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by dabooner February 8, 2007
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Get the fucknasty mug.A fuckfart(s) is a person or generation of people who abandon previous generations and their good knowledge and depend upon their own pitiful immature trial and error based abilities.
Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.
Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.
They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.
Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.
Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.
They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.
xan__"Hey everyone Kelly is 43 years old."
Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"
xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."
Kelly__"Excuse me?!"
xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"
xan__"They need to die."
Kelly__" :( "
Kelly__"What a fuckfart."
Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"
xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."
Kelly__"Excuse me?!"
xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"
xan__"They need to die."
Kelly__" :( "
Kelly__"What a fuckfart."
by James Kelly Williamson February 12, 2008
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