Fuckfaced

When you get really really drunk and are passed the point of being shit-faced. You get so drunk you are fuckfaced.
To be fuckfaced is hilarious to everyone except the one who is fuckfaced. The one who is fuckfaced usually does something highly embarrassing.
"Dude you were so drunk last night."
"Man no I wasn't"
"Do you even remember what happened?"
"Not really man. What happened?"
"Well you got so drunk that you stripped down, painted your penis and put a costume on it, and walked up to random girls and said 'Don't worry citizen. SuperPenis will save you from the villianous VaginaMonster!' And tried to have sex with them so 'SuperPenis' could save them by pounding the 'VaginaMonster' into submission."
"Dude that's not drunk. I was completely fuckfaced."
"Hahaha yeah you were. And it was hilarious."
"Not to me."
"Well it was to the rest of us."
by AlphaBitch14 May 9, 2013
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fuckface

a way to describe the way people act; sometimes good & sometimes bad
he was totally acting like a fuckface last night
by heathyy November 14, 2007
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Fuckface

A person who instantaneously pisses you off. The sight of their face gives you a strong urge to smash his/her face in until they cry.
Dude 1: Hey fuckface!
Dude 2: No, you're the fuckface!
by copke March 19, 2015
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Fuckface

A person whose has a face in which it's sole purpose is to get fucked.
Pornstars, prostitutes, promiscuous girls.

Look athe the fuckface on her!
by Dabirdisfree October 28, 2013
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fuckface

A complete asshole. Tries to do everything their way without any respect for the way things were done before.
Wow, Boycot is such a fuckface, he screwed our forums up!
by delerio March 22, 2017
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fuckface

An ex who is determined to ruin your life one way or another
Fuckface is suing me from a car accident that happened when we were together.
by bradsbaby511 May 8, 2014
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fuckface

someone who is acting extremely immature;

used in a positive joking around way.

I'm pretty sure that if you say this to someone and actually meanit...you're gonna get your ass kicked and people are gonna make fun of you.
nicolette! stop being such a fuckface!
by bitchlicker11 December 28, 2005
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