Fucknard

A blustering, masturbatory narcissist who's too dimwitted to accomplish anything except to occasionally pleasure himself.

That fucknard stole my car and abandoned it on the cliffs when it ran out of gas.

Since our president's a fucknard, I'm thinking about relocating to Canada.

Shut up, you fucknard.

by vibonacci March 29, 2019

fucknard

See also Mark Baumer

Mark is a total fucknard

by Shane December 28, 2003

fuckgnar

Short term for fucking gnarly, Used mostly in the little town of Arnold CA. created "dude i love your ... " P.K. and jcj

Dude, Justine has a Fuckgnar rac.

by Chris Reichle September 6, 2007

Fucknarobic

Someone who is afraid or has a phobia of engaging in any kind of sexual act.

"As soon as I pulled it out she ran away screaming, apparently shes a fucknarobic".

by Arabwhiteboy June 3, 2009

fuckinamos

When you fuck a hippo in the ass.

That hippo is a fuckinamos

by mymilkshakes111 January 17, 2011

fuckenrule

To rule extra, extra hard.

You fuckenrule Lauren! You fuckenrule!

by Dr Harry Johnson September 3, 2013

Fucknard

One who is a fucktard and then castrated himself due to butterscotch shitbrains and the copulates with his nards

Jonathan is a fucknard, he fucked his nards.

by John smitg December 27, 2018