Fuckarino

An act of sexual intercourse performed in a quick and orderly fashion

Hey there Shannon, how about we drop by the men's room for a nice little fuckarino

by A-dotty January 12, 2013

fuckatorium

The chamber where one goes to fuck and/or be fucked.

Welcome to my Fuckatorium.

by Needsome Cawknbawls November 13, 2005

Fuckuation

This is a situation where any available option chosen leads to an undesirable outcome. Most of the time caused by a dumb bitch girlfriend who wants you to do something with her instead of your buddies. You can have fun with your buddies and she will bitch or hang out with her and she bitches anyway. Neither option will please the other party involved.

Man, this new bitch has had Kyle in a fuckuation daily. She’s sucked the will out of Kyle he’s been in a fuckuation so long. We never see him anymore and nobody’s happy.

by Teamcletus December 16, 2022

Fuckatidis

FUCKING FUCK HEAPS WHO LIVE THEIR LIVES AND KICK BABY BALLS, THOSE ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF FUCKATIDIS.

Guy 1: So what do you think about Back to the Future the Videogame?

Guy: 2: That kind of shit gives people Fuckatidis, shut the fuck up.

by TONY THE MOTHERFUCKING TIGER December 20, 2013

Urban Fucktionary

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary

Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser

by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009

fuckathon

an event where a guy and a chick get it on repeatedly, as if they're never gonna stop

"How was your date?"
"Lasted all weekend, a real fuckathon.I was exhausted by Monday morning, glad to go to work."

by Jake March 15, 2004

Fucktional

Used to say that your sexual equipment package is still in working condition after receiving physical trama

Guy 1: Dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! Are you alright?

Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.

by CHe$+nu+ April 16, 2009