FTF

Fit To Fuck

Text slang generally between two guys chatting about a girl as a sex object.

Friend 1: should've come last night mate,
Friend 2: Why what did I miss?
Friend 1: Man! There was this fit bird, telling you she was FTF mate!

by Worldtotal December 1, 2011

FTF

Abbreviation for "Finish the Fucker".

Frequently called out by one person in a group setting to force everyone to pound the rest of their beer.

"FTF, bitches!"
"Dude, I just opened this one!"
"I don't give a shit! FTF!!"

by visattaq December 21, 2009

FTF

1) acronym for Farting Through Fecal

Man, I FTF'ed like none other, hopefully i didn't shart myself

by Cent2Crew March 28, 2009

FTF

"Funnier than fuck". The acronym originated out of spite of extremely frequent use of LOL (Laugh out loud).

A: "OMG, Jessica just totally slipped on that banana"
B: FTF

by dfs1 December 29, 2009

FTF

Acronym for "For the fail". Opposite of FTW.

"Loli FTW? More like FTF, lol"

by Onymous September 14, 2005

FTF

For the future.

Bob's Girlfriend- Hey, Bob. You might need to know I prefer chocolate over flowers. FTF.
Bob- I'll take note of it.

by John Travalta October 3, 2011

Ftf

FaceTime fuck

FaceTime a person show them your goodies and let them get off to that

Me and becca just ftf
What she show

Her tits

by Classic April 22, 2017