Fumpkin

The action of the girl sitting on your penis while taking a shit

Hey sweetie instead of a Blumpkin tonight how about a Fumpkin instead !?

by Jake Hughes21 May 7, 2017

flumpkin

the opposite of a blumpkin as it pertains to the gender the act is performed upon i.e a woman receiving oral while making the poo is said to be receiving a flumpkin

"I used to love to give my girl flumpkins until that 1 time she forgot to mention she had eaten mexican the night before"

by J-Tattoo February 21, 2009

frumping

The act of frumping is, when submerged in a pool, bathtub, lake, or any body of water, to fart underwater and eat the bubbles before they hit the surface. This doesn't have to be a one-person activity either.

I was frumping in my bathtub but I'm not good solo. Call Dave, he'll eat anything.

by eightyeight December 28, 2005

grumpkins

recieving head while in the process of shitting.

"That bitch was so nasty she gave me grumpkins!"

by mattneesy May 19, 2004

Flumpkin

The act of eating the twatular area whilst a girls takes a dump

opposite of a blumpkin

I wanted some tang and my girl needed to crap, so I gave he a flumpkin.

by T. Woolhoss November 19, 2003

frumping

When an overweight person crumps.

Geez, I sure enjoyed frumping last night. Now, pass me that bucket of fried chicken.

by SoYouThinkYouCan'tDance? January 2, 2010

Frumping

The act in which a female slaps her face with her own breasts

Susie was frumping and almost put out an eye...it was hot

by Redda December 2, 2007