Sadist Fruitcake

A Fruitcake made with small glass shards; not a very nice thing to give out to small children

Lucy is such a whore, I'm going to make her a sadist fruitcake!

looks like mom whipped up some sadist fruitcake for the in-laws

by BlurredIndigo July 4, 2007

fruitcake

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is a total fruitcake—and so are the idiots who buy her book.

by T. Boondoggle Blivet December 20, 2009

Texas Fruitcake

When someone is having gay sex and blogging against gay rights at the same time.

While Jim was fucking Steve, he was totally giving him a Texas fruitcake and writing an article for the Drudge Report on his laptop.

by seemefree November 29, 2010

fruitcake

1. n a dessert; a rich cake consisting of dried fruit and nuts

2. n a homosexual man, or one who seems to be

"My mother received yet another fruitcake from her cheap coworkers as a Christmas present."

"Look at that guy with his flip-flops and unusually primped hair. What a fruitcake!"

by Vee April 21, 2004

backwards fruitcake

Anal reverse cow girl. After man cums in her ass she poos it back onto his chest.

I will be ruding the backwards fruitcake tonight.

by lover of the fruitcake April 30, 2015

fruitcrate

Someone who says dumb weird crap, often in a dramatic way. They would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. Also, zero situational awareness.

Normal Person: “What are you doing tonight?”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”


Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”

Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”

by trent April 13, 2005

fruityale

the hottest person you will ever meet. they’re so fucking fine and not only that but loyal and super nice i promise. don’t be shy to talk to this person they will always have your back no matter what. they’re most likely to have two best friends that they talk to everyday and their names are meler and lancy. they all love kpop and dramas and all three enjoy editing. fruityale is the sweetest person ever if you’re nice to them and their friends, but if you say something rude about someone they care about trust me they won’t let it slide. don’t mess with fruityale guys. they will bark at u and bite u.

“hey do you know fruityale?” “yes they’re so fine”

by akxvshii November 23, 2021