Fruitless Pursuit

Origin: Back in the day, Quakers would go out and pursue fruit.

What was the point of that fruitless pursuit!

by grounddpt May 14, 2021

Fruitball

A sport played by pansies who wear rainbow armbands and bend the knee to criminals. Involves chasing a ball around a field with little more intelligence than a dog, and gaining points for the number of times that they can fake an injury.

Otherwise known as football

Who are you supporting in the World Cup? Sorry, I'm not gay, I don't watch fruitball.

by broc563 November 26, 2022

fruitballing

when you deviate from the team and develop delusions of grandeur

"dude you are ACTUALLY FRUITBALLING RN"

by pizzaswag1 February 9, 2021

fruital

An effort that is both fruitless and futile

Trying to get blood from a stone is fruital.

by Michael January 10, 2005

fruithole

the anal orifice of the male homosexual

1. Tony got his fruithole slammed all night long.
2. Fill my fruithole with hot cum.

by Pittovsky July 26, 2008

Fruitblindness

When attractive secretly gay men date unattractive women due to their inability to distinguish good looking and bad looking girls

"Why is he dating her? He could do so much better!"

"He's obviously gay and can't tell that she's ugly. Classic case of fruitblindness."

by lezlimon October 30, 2012

fruitberries bridge

a non existing Minecraft bridging method that nons use instead "jump bridge" which is a slow, useless and difficult bridging method

non: omg guys I can Fruitberries bridge I'm so good

by xxbirblover69420xx March 9, 2022