fruitation

masturbating with fruit

fruitation is my favorite thing to do on the weekends while my girlfriend watches.

by pravstatus September 27, 2011

fruitation

a fruitful, delightful, unexpectedly beneficial outcome. The best possible result from any situation.

Although my plans never came to fruition, to my delight they came to fruitation.

by jenn'sboitoi January 8, 2011

fruitbasket

The art of showing someone your cock and balls. However this is a specific position where you tuck your cock and balls between your legs and show them to someone from behind. So they look like a banana and two oranges in a bowl, hence the name fruitbasket.

Guy #1:You'll never believe what Derek did at work the other day.
Guy #2:What'd he do?
Guy #1:I went to the storage room to get some supplies and when I opened the door there he was displaying his fruitbasket.

by GonzoParker April 28, 2006

fruitbag

someone who is idiotic ,stupid ,a bit simple

"oh my god your a right fruitbag"

by a4massive January 18, 2009

fruit bat

an affectionate name for a close friend.

Cook from Skins (UK) talking to his friend JJ: Nothing's going to change, man. You're my very own little fruit bat.

by Skinssir December 31, 2011

Crazier than a fruit bat

A level of crazy that is crazier than whack but less crazy than batshit insane. NOTE: this does not apply to situations. It is only used to describe people or other animate objects.

Don't call that chick, bro - she's crazier than a fruit bat.

by Neopolitan February 29, 2008

Fruit Bat

A term used to describe blind gay men.

Lewis: "Did you find any butt down at the club tonight?"
Dirk: "Nah, it was Fruit Bat night, just a bunch of blind queens groping and echo locating each other."

by Johnny Anonn April 12, 2013