fruit booter

The emo version of a skateboarder - in other words, wants to be like a skateboarder, but just can't stop crying and writing bad poetry about how hard middle class suburban life is, especially when he shows up at the skate park wearing nylon jogging shorts, purple boots with pink buckles, and a mesh singlet.

Look at that fruit booter listening to AFI and playing with his gay fringe that never ends...

by Ifocked Yermama September 10, 2007

fruit booter

a fruitbooter is a little bitch that cant handle skateboarding so they take up the stupidest thing they can find....rollerblading

that guy is sure gay....especially cuz of the fruitboots

by skate1234 November 20, 2004

fruit booter

fruit booter, pfffft. the worst sport in the history of life!
i used to fruit boot and i found it so easy i gave up and become a skateboard!!!
all u can do on blades is grinds, grabs and spins? u cant like flip your blades over or nuffin, its not cool!!

take up a real sport

skateboarder 1: man u see that fs flip down that 12 set
skateboarder 2: yeh man, ow mate look over at that balder
*shouts fruit*
skateboarder 1: haha i bet hes liek glued his feet to sum wheels and wears like curtains for trousers
skateboard 2: haha yeh skins, tight jeans for life

FRUIT BOOTER GET A NO NO FROM ME!

by spangle October 08, 2006

Fruit Booter

A person who partakes in an acticity of or relating to roller blading

You homosexual fruit booter

by Ebola March 04, 2004

fruit booter

a dumb person who failed miserably at skate boarding and life and couldent ollie so they strape dona pair of roller blades so they can feel like idiots and clogg up our skate parks and be so proud that they can jump higher-news flash fruity fuck, there strapped ot your feet it's easy.

owen H did a dope 16 stair, but oh well he's a f*in fruit botter

by owen hoffmeyer February 26, 2005

fruit booter

someone who is gay/wears wheeled footwear.Somone who uses an entire bar of wax for an all read smooth object even though they "grind" on plastic.

that there fruit booter is most defenetly X-Treeeeemeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by stu the skateboard man August 09, 2003

Fruit Booter

A name given to 'roller bladers' by skate boarders to make them feel bad but in return, brings us together (better than skateboarders) and sorry for getting in your way at the skate park your highnesses -sarcasm to skate boarders-

skateboarder: dude i just grinded a rail that was 666 feet long
Fruit Booter: dude wake up you push wood not boot fruit

by someone who loves what they do March 16, 2011