Fruit Roll Up

The situation in which you go down on a girl during her period, cover your face with her "juices", let them dry, and peel them off, only to eat the hardened product.

Kevin saved Martha's fruit roll up in the fridge.

by E-Money February 21, 2003

fruit roll up slut

someone who wakes up with fruit role up stuck to various body parts, including their face, neck, eye ball, labia majora, and taint. also finds plastic film in bed sheets. may have to cut fruit role up from dogs beard.

me: i woke up with fruit role up stuck to my neck again.

d-bag: you cunty fruit roll up slut.

by Kadence W February 22, 2010

fruit roll-up

When a dude is going down on a chick on her period and the menstrual blood is then discharged onto his face. The man proceeds to let the blood dry and then peel it off similar to a fruit roll up and then eats it.

Hey baby. How's about you stick a "fruit roll-up" on my face.

by billdog.dog October 6, 2008

fruit roll up candy burrtio

the best kind

fruit roll up candy burrtio, or frucb

by weosffhdsfljweoifajlkfjasd January 10, 2022

Chinese Fruit Roll-Up

When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.

Man, I went down on my girl last night and had a Chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.

by MrInevitability July 14, 2017

Alabama fruit roll up

A sexual act in which you eat a girl on her period out and the blood and white chunks of discharge are left on your face until they dry. You then peel it off in strips and eat it like a fruit roll up.

My girl didn't want to have sex last night because of her period, but I'm a real man, so I gave her an Alabama fruit roll up.

by Jungle11B December 5, 2017

Fruit roll up

Someone who is so crazy but thinks they are normal.

The person just has so many issues rolled into one there's no point in trying to understand it.

There's just no hope and you just accept it and move on.

Person 1: i am so glad we got out of there. What's that crack head's problem.
Person 2: idk he's a fruit roll up.

by DayZzz October 27, 2020