papa fritos

A very very sexy & suductive dog.

Look at the Papa Fritos!

by Danielle Wren August 27, 2007

Dirty frito

A nasty fart after eating too much beef and tortilla chips

My wife was like damn I smell a dirty frito

by Big beard August 3, 2017

Frito Pie

The sexual act of eating a mixture of Fritos and chili. After which a laxative is used and the consumer is fucked in the ass until they shit.

Dude I gave Betty a Frito Pie last night!!!!

by FritoLover77 December 22, 2021

Frito bag

A girl who is known to have sex with a lot of Mexican men

Look at her hanging out with all those soccer boys, she's a total frito bag

by Pizza boy November 7, 2017

fritos syndrome

When a chick doesn't clean her cootch properly, and her poon starts to smell like Chili Cheese Fritos. VERY, VERY NASTY. Can result in nausea and vomiting by said chick's boyfriend, and stalking behaviors.

I was fingering her, but she ended up with Fritos Syndrome. My finger smelled like it for a week!

by Anti November 17, 2004

Frito Balls

The unpleasant scent of a man's balls (somewhat resembling the smell of cornchips) when they are in need of a good washing. The precursor to Fromunda cheese.

"Honey, go take a shower. You have Frito Balls."

by Someone's girl January 7, 2012

Frito Lay

Having sex with someone fat...and obviously eats alot of chips.

Remeber that fat chick, Cindy? Well, we went out last night and I totally got a Frito Lay.

by Dregs McLiken May 12, 2009