Black Friday

Black Friday:

Sociological-Pathological phenomena of American people trampling others for unneeded things one day after being thankful for what they already have…

"Joe camped out for two days in front of the Computer store on Black Friday..."

by Critik2be November 27, 2012

Fred Durst Friday

The Most Important Holiday in the Existence of Mankind
Every Friday People World Wide come together to Celebrate the one and only Fred Durst

Person 1 : "Oh my God I forgot it's Fred Durst Friday"
Person 2: "How could you forget that? *BREAKS YOUR STUFF*

by dunkelherz_qwq November 11, 2021

felix friday

A weekly holiday to honor the gaming golem by drinking the juice and throwing paper planes.

Brian: "Don't care, it's Felix Friday"
Aiden: "Delete the Reddit"

by xHealz September 5, 2021

Friday Night Fuckin'

When you fuck someone, and immediately start playing Friday Night Funkin' afterwards.

Bro me and my girl did some Friday Night Fuckin' last night

by GalaxyPancakesOwO March 20, 2021

Friday Night Live

When a lonely guy goes home on a friday night and violently masturbates in his closet, with a sheet of sandpaper, all alone.

Austin: Hey whats up Nick? Why didnt you text me back on Friday?

Nick: Oh sorry man I was up all night doing a friday night live.

Austin: Oh sounds rough. You should invite me next time.

Nick: No. I need my alone time.

by Black Tranny Rimjobs April 1, 2010

Thinking man's Friday

Drinks that are had on a Thursday night to avoid the Friday bar rush, reserved specifically for the 'thinking man'.

Believed to have originated in mid-2011 in Chorlton, Manchester.

- Thinking man's Friday?
- Yeah, but only a few, work in the morning.
- Of course, we're thinking tonight.

by Chorlton_team October 25, 2011

fikayo

The proest name in the universe and beyond people with this name should be worshipped. They are the literal definition of cool everybody body wants to be them but can't and everybody wants to be their friends

Look there's fikayo lets bow down and bask in her honour

by marriedtogreggsulkinn November 15, 2013