friendicide

The merciful act of helping a friend end his own pathetic existence.

You and your friend work together selling cars in Wisconsin in the middle of the winter. You are stuck at the dealership for long miserable hours with no traffic and nothing to do. "Dude, I fucking hate my life, you think you could do me a solid and commit friendicide on my sorry ass"?

by mjdookster December 28, 2009

friendicators

Good friends who fornicate together w/ out a commitment to one another

David and I are friendicators.

by MB May 13, 2005

Friedrich

FREE-drick -adjective

A term used to describe anything that is above average in size, or extraordinarily large in bulk.

Joe: "Dude that sandwich is HUGE!"

Bob: "Yeah I know, it's hella friedrich."

by frizzyfree February 10, 2010

Friendchip

It's like friendship, only the person purporting to be your friend, has a chip on their shoulder which is part of the price of their friendship.
Alternatively, it is a relationship with a piece of computer hardware or software that is a better friend to you than any human you know.

Yeah, he and I have more of a friendchip, there are some things he'll never let go and I get to hear about it all.the.time.

by GeekPapa October 17, 2015

Friedrich Merz

Friedrich Merz is a German vampire. He rose to fame as a neoliberal politician within the CDU-party, and is currently trying to weasle himself from political irrelevance to the chancellery. Having absolutely nothing likeable about him, he is now one of the most polarized politicians in Germany. "Doing the Merz" includes whining about being subject to democratic processes by claiming manipulation of the party establishment.

Did you see Donald Trump after losing the presidential election? He was doing the Friedrich Merz!

by #merzverhindern January 8, 2021

Friedrich

Friedrich is chronic weeb showing you memes

Guy1: Hey, this meme is good af, w8 i have 1000+ memes on phone i need to see them!
Guy2: Oh shit you are Friedrich!

by Drcringe666 June 29, 2019

friendish person

Someone who is in between a friend and an acquaintance, especially a friend with benefits or someone you have hooked up with.

Person 1: Hey, you doing anything tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess I'm hanging out with my friendish person.
Person 1: Ohhh. Have fun(;

by K311ybitches December 20, 2011