Friendsual

The act of touching, kissing, slapping, grabbing, humping, licking, pinching, grinding on, sucking, whispering into the ear of, etc a friend in a sexual (& mostly joking) way, but it not being sexual because they are your friend and will never be anything other or more than your friend.

You grab your friends ass in a sexual way while drunk and someone gasps at its inappropriateness or thinks there is something more going on between you, you say... "It's ok, it's just friendsual"... & all shall be understood!

by Miss Dee ATC December 9, 2008

friendscape

Trimming your buddy's private areas.

Timmy's bush was out of control and his hand wasn't very steady, so I friendscaped his bad boy for him - no homo!

by HugoPurpleTurban November 13, 2013

friendsbian

bromance for women.

Chelsea and Breanna are always together, they totally have a friendsbian thing going on.

by JoeyJoeJoeJr June 16, 2012

Friendmance

instead of a "bromance", between two boys, it's a "friendmance" between two girls.

Katy and Janice are best friends, they have this friendmance thing going on.

by daisyyyyyyyyy April 14, 2010

Friendance

slightly more than an acquaintance but not yet at friend status

1. Jill wanted to invite Bobby over her house to study, but she wasn't quite sure if they were past the friendance stage.
2. Al asked Bobby if Jill was his friend. "No," Bobby said, disgusted, "She's just a friendance."

by airous13 May 5, 2009

Friendspention

The act of suspending all communications with a (former) friend.

Heavily weighted to electronic blocking and spam filtering, such as Blocking a user on Facebook, and adding their emails to the Spam folder in Gmail. It is possible to even artificailly "Bounce" emails from the friendspentioned party, as well as adding their phone number to the block list in a celphone or Google Voice.

Frank: "Man, Aimee was such a jealous bitch because of the way I spoke to my Denny's waitress I had to put her ass on permanent friendspention."

Chris: "So you're done with her totally?"

Frank: "I did say permanent friendspention!"

by The pr0n September 17, 2011

friendpanion

Someone who is a friend, but also enjoys the dating aspects without actually dating.

"Bob and Karen seem more than friends, but not quite a couple. More like they're friendpanions."

by LocallyHated May 20, 2018