Friction Trolls

The species of trolls that cause friction.

In a physics class: "Alright, so what causes friction?"
"Friction Trolls."
"No."
"No, I'm pretty sure it's trolls."

by Snapdragon69 December 23, 2009

Friction Portals

Friction Portals occur from having sex without lube in such a manner that friction builds up to a point in which the space time continuum breaks and/or rips, forming a Friction Portal to another time or dimension.

Side-effects include: pregnancy, Drowsiness, Dizziness, Herpes, and Friction Portals.

person 1: I will fuck your mother!

Person 2: I will fuck you in your mother!

Person 1: How does that work?

Person 2: I fuck so hard, I create friction portals.

Person 1: I think, if you're making friction portals, you definitely need some lube.

by LTG geck0 March 30, 2009

Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

by pinkyandrexa March 3, 2011

friction fit

technical term for shoving something into a tight spot and hoping it'll stick

My dad saved money on screws by making a friction fit chair. Now I have a broken tailbone.

by resamoc June 4, 2023

friction burn

A sore someone aquires on the lips or tongue from eating too much hot pussy.

Person 1: Hey, what's that on your lip?
Person 2: Oh, that's just a friction burn.
Person 1: A friction burn?
Person 2: Ya, I got it from eating too much hot pussy.

by Hieroglyphics Rock! June 25, 2005

Friction Dancing

Friction Dancing is a very polite word for sex in various hospitality businesses introduced by the writer of the article, "Sex and Saunas in Glasgow" Thelma Rocha

When two peolpe are friction dancing without much clothing...

by Frederik Lindvik January 7, 2008

Friction Nugget

A piece of fecal matter that applies friction to the penis when entering or exiting the anal canal.

So I was fucking this bitch and I could feel the shit in her ass, it was a real friction nugget.

by Blittlefield July 12, 2014