freezing Jesus

To make a (video) chat lag and/or freeze by spamming the comments. Usually due to a large amount of lurking people suddenly reacting to someone appearing on the webcam after hours of staring at a table/notebook/etc.

Coming from Ryland Blackinton's (Cobra Starship) "Who froze Jesus?" reaction to someone's "Jesus it's frozen" comment upon the sudden lag in the video.

Also see shelf kids.

Shelf kid #1: OMG I SAW SOMETHING MOVE!!!1!
Shelf kid #2: OMFG ME TOO RIGHT THERE IN THE RIGHT CORNER!!!
Shelf kid #3: IT'S GABE OMG HI GABE GABEY GABEY GABEY!!!11!!1
Shelf kid #1 & 2: GAAAAAAAABE HI GABE SOUND PLZ GABEGABEGABE SOUNDDDDDD!!!!! COME ON GABE QUIT TEASIN US UNMUTE PLZZZZ!!11
Etc.

Shelf kid #4: Stop freezing Jesus, y'all!

by thatssonotaword January 22, 2009

fruzzie

a cousin and a best friend rolled into one, basically the best person in the world

hey bro, this is my fruzzie, Amanda.

by missmiaonfire March 4, 2018

Freeziee

The current state of acting autistic.

Yo dawg, that dude Kody is going freeziee. He probably escaped the Sped Hall.

by Choady Cockgargler December 6, 2019

Freezing Coffee

the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass

person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?

by Freezing Coffee January 2, 2022

cow cream freezies

ice cream

Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"

wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"

by threetards July 7, 2010

Freezing Ball Sacks

Freezing Ball Sacks- A way to say that the temperature is at an uncomfortably low degree. A way to let people know your beyond cold, also away of saying some thing is, is going to be, or had been quite more than cold.

1. Dude I just check the thermostat... ITS FREEZING BALL SACKS OUT SIDE!

2. And for the forecast this week, it looks like snow with a 98% chance of FREEZING BALL SACKS!

3. I feel bad that Jonny died.... Yeah, Freezing ball sacks really is the worst way to go...

by Voltronn October 21, 2010

freezin' balls

So cold that your balls freeze off.

It's -20 and I'm freezin' balls.

by Sazmataz December 22, 2005