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Freezer Gnome 

A particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. These little bastards hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. While extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. Freezer Gnomes are known to give off a distinct "hissing" sound when threatened, and it's scary as hell.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.
I would have made dinner an hour ago, but the damn Freezer Gnome keeps hissing at me. Maybe YOU could reach in there and grab the ground beef.......?
Freezer Gnome by Thexthy March 25, 2013

Freezer Meat 

Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).
Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.

Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.

Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
Freezer Meat by Korrosion November 9, 2011

The Freezer 

A break you need from a relationship or friendship, when you need to stop being in contact with someone because you are starting to dislike him/her and need some time apart to avoid the deterioration of the relationship and be cool again.
My dear Kenny has been acting like a controlling freak lately. I am sending him to The Freezer for a couple of weeks, because I can't stand him now.
The Freezer by EliKolsen March 18, 2009

freezer tokes

first you stick a glass (relatively thick if you can) in the freezer until its sides are nice and icy. You then take a joint/blunt/hotknife and shotgun it into the glass, and the smoke sort of condenses at the bottom. You then tilt the glass back, holding the rim just before your lips, and inhale slowly as you tilt it. Gives you this icy cold, smooth thick hit and it gets you fucking blazed.
the boys and i got fuckin blitzed on freezer tokes last night...
freezer tokes by 614316 January 19, 2009
a prude, someone who "freezes" all the action or won't put out, someone who abnormally reluctant to engage in sexual activity
"man, i dumped that bitch Therisa after a week. she was a fucking freezer!"
freezer by lauren August 30, 2003

turkey freezer chicken dippers 

A common phrase used by people from North Yorkshire
Person 1: "How's today been for you?"
Person 2: "Oh, you know.. turkey freezer chicken dippers!"
Person 1: "You and me both, brother!"