freatard

Combination of freaking and retard. Used when children are in the car and a better word can't be substituted.

That jerk in the Hummer who just cut me off is a freaking freatard.

by dixie123 October 5, 2006

fretard

friggen retard or freaking retard

Dude 1: i broke my leg by jumping off the roof of my house!
Dude 2: why the hell did you do that?!
Dude 1: i was bored.
Dude 2: dude, ur a fretard!

by HART03 April 23, 2007

FREETARDED

Being under a spell of non defineable unhuman naturalistic fluency; a person or creature that has long surpassed any train of thought which memory or coherence could exist. Theories exist that the name comes from those who first experience these phenomenon location-based near 56°n and 4.2 w

(not friendly; approach with caution)

Hey guys cmon we need to stop this maniac, he's chucking stuff all over the place and spitting on the patrons while twitching!

There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!

by I n d i c a l March 30, 2022

fretard

freaking/frickin/friggin retard, idiot

That girl is such a fretard.

by that cute girl June 18, 2008

fretard

Someone who is a fucking retard.

Person A: That guy over there is so annoying.
Person B: What a fretard.
Person A: Yeah, you're right.

by Rei_Uchiha April 14, 2010

boondanglin' 'riggin fretard

Someone who uses their wang to wipe.

Garrett, you boondanglin' 'riggin fretard, use toilet paper!

by Matt June 18, 2006

fretard

someone who is just freaking retarded but not quite a fucktard

in the army the rank before fucktard

You see that gut over there, yeah he is a fucktard! You! YOUR NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A FUCKTARD, YOU ARE A FRETARD!!!

by Vampyro May 13, 2005