Morgan Freeman

Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.

Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.

by Lily Miera March 3, 2008

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jai freeman

extreamly small penis and likes men to craddel his balls.

he jai freeman'd his nuts

by dean is awesome September 24, 2013

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Hunt down the freeman

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Funny lesbian: THE ALIENS ARE COMING WE’VE BEEN COMPRISED
Mustache Man: Spit it out corporal

Funny lesbian: Oh Colonel, We’re so fucked

by Koramozidk. November 26, 2021

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Stuart Freeman

Drink made with Orange Soda and Vodka usually seen in black neighborhoods.

Bitch got me steamin'
Chillin on the corner wit a cold Stuart Freeman

by Bois G January 30, 2009

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A legendary image containing a picture of Morgan Freeman. It allows a viewer to continue No Nut November after nutting once. When used, it restores the pre-fap accumulated powers of No Nut November to the user. This pass is consumed upon use and cannot be used again until November of the following year.

Matt: Did you fail No Nut November, dude?
Herbert: I came close, man. I nutted but I had Freeman's Pass ready to go. I hope I can make it through the rest of the month.

by DeadlyPinecone333 November 4, 2018

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done a freeman

"Doing A Freeman" - This involves standing up from your desk, without warning, walking out the door; never to return.
Usually happens in an office environment where stress levels are high.

Worker 1 - "Have you seen Paul?"
Worker 2 - "No, he was quite stressed yesterday. I wonder if he's Done A Freeman?"
Worker 3 - "Yeah, he just got up and walked out this morning. No-ones seen or heard from him since."

by ChreeesChan September 30, 2013

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martin freeman is kittens

Martin Freeman is a British actor. Most people know him from things such as John Watson in BBC Sherlock, Tim Canterbury in The Office and a few other things.
Kittens are cute, Martin is cute, therefore Martin Freeman is kittens.

Person One: "I've got loads of pictures of Martin Freeman~"
Person Two: "Oh my god, I love Martin Freeman, he's kittens!"

So Martin Freeman is kittens.

by gottagetmyjam April 25, 2011

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