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Nikolai Fraiture

Talented bassist from The Strokes. Dresses alot nicer than any of the other band members with things such as 50's pants and shoes. Plays a Fender Jazz Bass and a Rickenbacker. Is often hard to notice during performances because of his calm nature. He is always calmly standing in one spot playing his bass even during the most energetic songs.
Unknowledgeable Concert Goer: Who is that mysterious, quiet man with the Bass?

Fan: That is Nikolai Fraiture, he is a better bassist than you are.

Unknowledgeable Concert Goer: I see! Who is that extravagent man with the bobbly afrow?

Fan: That is Albert Hammond Jr. he is the opposite in terms of energy, to Nikolai Fraiture
by McPierre July 6, 2006
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Failure on YouTube

Jake Paul and Logan Paul are examples of this meaning
The Failure on YouTube is Jake Paul and Logan Paul
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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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nikolai fraiture

A fantastic bassist.
Plays bass for The Strokes.
Fellow band members include: Julian Casablancas, vocals; Nick Valensi, lead/rhythm guitar; Albert Hammond Jr, lead/rhythm guitar; Fabrizio Moretti, drums.
The greatest and sexiest band to ever walk this earth.
The Strokes = orgasmic.
guy1 - hey dude, you heard of Nikolai Fraiture?

guy2 - yeah! he plays the mellow and smooth bass lines in the sexiest band ever, The Strokes.

guy1 - dude, are you gay? sexy? wtf?

guy2 - fuckit. they turned me gay!
by Lauraa. July 30, 2006
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nikolai fraiture

Franco-Russian soft-haired and soft-spoken bassist for the Strokes. Often found in the background of photos and obscured by a lot of hair. Has great taste in literature and a heart of gold. Plays chess and Trivial Pursuit.
I met Nikolai Fraiture and we talked about how "Crime and Punishment" was actually inferior to "The Devils."
by Maria Varela November 15, 2003
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failure

That's the crappiest fingerpainting I've ever seen, Bobby, you little failure.
by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003
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Failure Bowl

This is an expression that people use when things don't go right. Can be used as a witty reply to someone or used to admit a mistake you made. Also used to express sympathy when something goes wrong to someone else.
Use instead of "your problem".

Derived from the noun "failure bowl" a bowl of comfort food that should not be consumed if you are on a diet. One would eat a failure bowl if they are upset about a mistake.
Example 1
Person 1: By mistake I just formatted my hard drive.
Person 2: That's a big failure bowl. your problem

Example 2
I just had a crime scene in my pants because my tampon leaked. Failure Bowl.

Example 3
Person 1: (trips on stairs)
Person 2: That's a failure bowl
by KPOW & Smackdown January 28, 2010
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