The stupidest thing on earth. You dont want to mess with him, as he might attack you with a fried chicken or a catfish. His fuel is Bud Light and methamphetamine. They LOVE playing sports with gators and using fish as baseball bats. Nothing can stop a Florida Man except another Florida Man. Get on his bad side, and he will feed you to his cat Spleens. Nobody is a crazy, random, or stupid as a Florida Man. Only Russians or Australians can match up against them. So dont mess with Florida Man.
Dude: bro did you here about the Florida Man?
Other dude: yeah. Didnt he stab his wife with a squirrel?
Other dude: yeah. Didnt he stab his wife with a squirrel?
by ThatOneGuyk October 18, 2019
Get the Florida Man mug.Means you really hope something doesn't happen, but is often used sarcastically to express the opposite
by Pluckster April 5, 2020
Get the God Forbid mug.Related Words
Forid
• forida
• Foridgitated
• Foridudalism
• Foridudalist pimp
• Ford
• Florida
• florida man
• ford mustang
• Forbidden fruit
When a man or woman hits their vape and blows a giant vape cloud into their partners anus. The partner then showers the man or woman with the vape cloud from their anus.
The Florida Steam pipe
The Florida Steam pipe
by Rexlba July 6, 2019
Get the florida steam pipe mug.Trilby Florida is a rural town with a Community Center, Post office and a Methodist Church in the heart of town. It was a busy railroad town back in it's hayday. The Greater Trilby Community Association is a non-profit organization that started in late 2001 by a local community leader/activist. Denny Sharkey Mihalinec. This group covers the Trilby,Lacoochee and Trilacoochee areas residents needs. Such as food,clothing,housing,youth programs,computer room,library and job assistance & so much more. It is also known for it's 47 mile trail called the Withlacoochee State Trail.
Are you going to see Trilby Florida? The old railroad town? Maybe the Withlacoochee state trail near Owensboro park....
by Trilby Citizen December 5, 2010
Get the Trilby Florida mug.An object which appears to be highly edible that is not, in fact, edible and is therefore considered to be "forbidden" despite its delectable yet deceptive appearance.
Laundry detergent pods, jelly pencil grips, dice, shiny marbles, Orbeez, slime, and squishies are all examples of forbidden snacks.
"Man, that new galaxy bath bomb I bought from Lush is such a forbidden snack!"
"Man, that new galaxy bath bomb I bought from Lush is such a forbidden snack!"
by ♡GuroCandy♡ December 23, 2017
Get the forbidden snack mug.A girl with lots of personality. Always exited. Sometimes Farida can get a little to loud and exited. Farida is a prankster who trys hard at her pranks but they do not really work because she is laughing too hard. Farida commonly have brown hair and brown eyes to fit their personality.
Omg here is Farida I wonder what she is thinking about this time. Omg Farida calm down you are so hiper today!
by cookiegamer963 April 10, 2017
Get the Farida mug.A man who Has the capability to do anything (literally anything) like assault his roommate with a pizza
by J R 696969 October 28, 2019
Get the Florida man mug.