foreals

A stand alone phrase indicating disbelief or expressing a need to have any declarative statement validated. The only answer to "foreals" *is* "foreals".

i.e. "I'm leavin' his ass, girl."
"Foreals?"
"Fo-reals, girl."

or

"Shit, dog. She left me."
"Foreals?"
"Foreals, dog."

by Chelsta January 28, 2004

sluggy freelanced

v.

To degrade into a helpless spiral of in-jokes and bizarre plot twists so as to make it all but impossible for new viewers of a webcomic or show to become fans easily. See Red vs. Blue and Sluggy Freelance.

"Why is everyone's suit color in Red Vs. Blue different? And since when did the robot lose his head? Where did that guy come from!?"

by Moggraider February 7, 2005

freelationship

in between friendship and relationship with no strings attached. relationship with the freedom of being single.

faria and rick ross are in a freelationship

by trinibodi November 12, 2010

Freeloader

A person who maintains the people in their lives in order to gain something/anything free or of little or no cost to them. They get by saying their marks are their friends, but in private they call them options. Some may even rely on the mall, public places, or parents for free necessities such as heat, air conditioning, water, food, paper products like toilet paper and paper towels etc. A mooch. They also like mates who wait on them hand and foot well, that is, when there isn't a more profitable option. Open hand and closed heart. It is just a matter of what you put your mind to.

Freeloader might say something like: "Baby, she is just my friend. It was just a free meal and movie, not a date. I like having fun, but I love you. And look I got some toilet paper while I was there, and she even gave me her old camera."

by babytodaymaybetomorrow July 25, 2011

freeloader

Someone who sits around and dosen't work and mooches off their family and steals all their moms hard earned money to do nothing all day and contribute shit to society. Someone who is a waste of air and takes up valuable space on the planet earth.

Nice receding hairline assface. Why dont you get a job and stop freeloading off your mom you freeloader piece of shit.

by Fhsjhs February 12, 2008

Foreploy

The act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid.

The whole evening was foreploy, the dickhead only wanted to "hit it".

by Dawn December 9, 2003

Freelander

A hairdressers car, which only silly people drive.

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!

by Yum yum ur mum lookslikeaplum July 8, 2018