Foreplay with Todd

The act of spending hours modding The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim before playing the actual game.

"Yesterday I spent all day doing foreplay with Todd, and I didn't even get to play the game!"

by H.V. June 22, 2020

foreplaytercourse

The medium between sex and more sex.
A good chance that after this, you'll get laid.
A fancier way of saying "foreplay."

Dude 1: Bro you're so gettin laid tonight by Natascha.
Dude 2: Naw dude, I'm a virgin, so she'll only give me foreplaytercourse first...maybe after that I'll get lucky though.
Dude 1: Word.

by WtfChuck February 2, 2008

Minong Foreplay

A smack in the mouth, across the face, or in the stomach. Usually followed by make-up sex or a simple grudge fuck.

Josh smacked his baby's momma in the mouth, she liked the Minong Foreplay, so they fucked.

by Socata January 13, 2008

foreplay

What is supposed to come before sex or leading up to it. Often conveniently forgotten by the male.

lisa "honey why don't you ever give me any foreplay?"
fred "what's that? oh you mean that ridiculous time-consuming event before sex? I completely forgot about it."

by darthpixie December 9, 2008

Armenian Foreplay

Consists of tickling one's goat until it spews cheese!!!
BEWARE!!!! (Ladies) Armenian men believe women are like goats!!!

Armen: So I heard Anoush wants forplay.

Habib: Are you planning on Armenian Foreplay?

Armen: WTF?

Habib: You know.....Tickling her like goat......

Armen: Yeah bro, I plan to tickle her till she spews cheese!

by Shabbali March 21, 2010

Foreploy

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Woman: You are so, like, full of foreploy!

by Oracle99 April 17, 2003

Foreplay

A phase in which a couple get ready for sex. It can include kissing and touching, anywhere around the body, which will sexually arouse and stimulate the pair of lovers.

Be warned. It's hasn't got 'fore' in it for no reason. Once you start, don't stop. Unless you want everything to be fkn awkward.

Jim: "Hey Henry. How'd you and your girlfriend pan out last night? ;)"

Henry: "Ho, Jim. I was kissing her like the sexy beast I am. She began to moan, so i started touching her... ;)"

Jim: "HENRY. YOU DONE FOREPLAY!?!?!? :D"

Henry: "Haha yeah. The her vag swallowed my hand and we stopped ;D"

Jim: "... D:"

Henry: "What???"

by gottaloveit. April 13, 2011