Twenty Footer

Something that looks good from a distance, but up close it just does not look that good.

Yo, Jim's ho is a good twenty footer but get up close and ouch!
or,
Jim's ride is a good twenty footer but up close it's a rusted roach.

by Surfacenavy March 30, 2009

20 footer

When a girl looks good from 20 feet away, but when you get close to her shes not.

Guy: Yo man check that bitch up there she looks hot.

..a few seconds later..

Other Guy: Ahhh fuck no dude she aint hot.

Guy: Bitch was a 20 footer dawg.

Other Guy: Yeaa wooordd.

by Chase P August 17, 2006

A Ten Footer

A girl that looks really fuckin good about ten feet away but when she gets in eye distance you just want to make up something to get away

See that chick walkin towards us?

Yea DUDE she is fuckin bomb?

(girl walks by)

Dude that chick was a ten footer

Agreed

by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009

footer

In basketball, a player who is at least seven feet tall.

ROSS: Damn, I didn't know Dirk Nowitzki was a 90% free throw shooter. Isn't he a footer?

PABLO: Yeah, man, he's so long he can almost reach the basket from the free throw line.

by Jibjibjib March 7, 2012

footjerk

Jerking somebody off with your foot.

Her big feet made for a fantastic footjerk.

by The DS Master May 10, 2005

twenty footer

a bull dyke so egregiously masculine that she can be spotted twenty feet away

that chick is such a twenty footer she makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Miss America

by The Velvet Hammer June 11, 2006

footer

Scots word for to waste time and not get on with things. Leads to footerer, footering, footery Pronouced not like foot but with long oooooo

Stop footering around. Get on with your home work.

Och, I widnae want him working here. He's awfy footery.

by floflumpit January 31, 2010