Footlong Foley

A term used for an absolute sledgehammer of a cock.

your friend Sara walks by a guy in basketball shorts and says to you “did you see that guy? He’s packing a Footlong Foley in his pants.”

by George Hoss August 25, 2023

footlong9

A person who has 0 braincells. A person who has the most braindead ideas, commonly confused with a "Subway" footlong sandwich.

footlong9 tried to come up with a good argument on the thread, but failed miserably.

by xLJx9494 October 25, 2023

Footlong

The size of my ex-boyfriends dick

When he slid into me....heaven on earth
When I gave him the blowjob of his life
As he cummed in my mouth
Oooh, the salty taste
Mmm I need me some more of that.

oh god, keep it coming, you have me sooo turned on with that footlong!!

by keepitcumming November 29, 2020

5 dollar footlong

a really big penis, dick, cock...

Tom: "So I was with Amanda last night and we were about to fuck, I pull out my dick and the bitch stared at me while gaping at my 5 dollar footlong"

by 5 $$$ footlong May 27, 2008

philippino footlong

A Philippino footlong is an Asian/Philippino man’s penis that is 1 foot/ 12 inches long.

Person 1- did you hear that Andrew has a Philippino footlong?

Person 2- makes sense, he’s Philippino.

by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

5 dolla footlong

1. what you owe when you hook up with someone

"Hey Cami, didn't you hook up with that guy last night? I think you owe me a 5 dolla footlong"

by getitgirrrrrl March 19, 2009

footgonomic

the same as ergonomic but for your foot.

"The acceleration pedal in the car had a very footgonomic design."

by Tom Hanson-Akins September 5, 2005