foop

A poopy fart not unlike a shart. But without the vulgar pretense.

"Do you smell that foop?"

by McDonnie the Matador August 14, 2009

foop

To masturbate using one's own fecal matter (poop) as lubricant.

"Nick is addicted to fooping, he really needs to stop"
"Hey do you foop?"

by Nat likes dick February 11, 2013

foop

n. 1.Ryan Marquardt
v. 2. To insert exactly 2 fingers into the anus.

noun = Ish da foop!!
verb = I fooped my ass in the shower today

by not a foop April 4, 2004

foops

When you think a girl would be considered foof but upon closer inspection, discover that she is in fact, twelve years old.

Hey, foof! No, wait, they're eleven. Foops! Back off.

by Ae;rog September 1, 2004

foop

Similar to the concept of a shart, a foop is when one means to excrete feces and accidentally passes gas instead. Hence fart + poop = foop.

Alex accidentally fooped on his boyfriend's chest.

by Dan Bernblum September 25, 2009

Foop

F.O.O.P Fear Of Operational Procedure- Medical term coined by doctors in the admitting room for patients afraid of surgery..and become hysterical or anxious..

1.Nurse are u aware of the foop patient in the admitting room..
2. Call security there was a foop on the 3rd level that is causing hysteria

by Michelle R.N November 2, 2010

fooped

when you start to fart and end up poopin, unlike shart where you think it's a fart but it's a wet shit.

Mike had some bad gas, and by the look on his face you could clearly see he fooped.

by cheapshot May 13, 2006