just look at the flowers

what you say to someone who's being really annoying, instead of saying "i wanna kill you".
originally from The Walking Dead season 4 episode 14 when carol tells lizzie to look at the flowers and shoots her.

carol: just look at the flowers, lizzie.
lizzie: *turns around and looks at the flowers*
carol: *shoots lizzie*

person: i hate the walking dead!! it's like really disgusting
twd fan: just look at the flowers, bitch.

by silverd0e April 29, 2014

Random Follower

Someone on Twitter who picks people at random to follow, in hopes of boosting their own numbers

Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.

by Athalonius November 4, 2011

Flowers from 1970

A (very sad) fanfiction based around the ship 'DreamNotFound', a popular pairing between Minecraft YouTubers/Twitch Streamers Dream and GeorgeNotFound. The story consists of a tale about George discovering the fact that he can communicate with Dream, a boy who lived in his house 50 years before, via an old rotary telephone. With beautiful writing and a tragic ending, 'Flowers from 1970' has received much praise from the dsmp fandom, along with over 6 million reads. The story originates from ao3, where the author ,"astronimica", first uploaded it. Due to popular demand, (and requests from fans who were interested in reading the story, but didn't feel like making an ao3 account), Astro reuploaded the story on Wattpad as well. A sequel, titled 'Unchained Melody' was also created, but has currently been taken down, due to its "need of editing" according to Astro, since they had accidently and unknowingly crossed some of the streamers' boundaries throughout the story. It's unclear when the sequel will be reposted.

"You said it yourself. Flowers from 1970 couldn't last that long."

by ChickenScrxtch82 May 26, 2021

Gas followed by mass

Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.

You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.

Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.

Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.

Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.

Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!

Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.

by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

crowd follower

Someone who just goes along with whatever everyone else is doing and doesn't think for themselves very much.

A crowd follower will typically see every popular new movie, vote for whoever the "cool" politician is and go along with whatever current pop culture says is in without actually putting much critical thought or research into it.

by Link1986 September 11, 2016

make flowers

A pleasant euphemism for sex, especially between siblings.

"You wanna make flowers today? You haven't made flowers on me for maybe three weeks. Makes me sad is all." - Errol Childress' sister, "True Detective"

by Rust Cohle April 6, 2014

The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe

A CD-i game from the 1990s. It is the favourite game of James Rolfe and was voted the very best game of 2014 by me. The game has very intriguing controls and has a very exciting action-packed soundtrack. It is very under-rated simply for the fact that hardly anybody knows about it.

"The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe? Well at least I have a reason to hang myself now."

by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014