Jared Fogle

Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.

Jared Fogle loved foot longs, but not quite the type you're thinking of.

by broke ass happy man October 21, 2020

butt fugly

Short for "butt fucking ugly". The worst kind of ugly one can be.

"Jesus christ, that whore is butt fugly! No wonder no one screws her!"

by AJAW August 17, 2004

folly

Silly, dismissable as foolish

Tis the folly that wrought the dirges.

by larstait October 14, 2003

Fagly

It's a short word which can have two meanings; It can either mean fucking ugly fag, or a fat ugly fag. This word was created by a Vinthu from Toronto in 2009.

Josh: wow your sucha fagly
Amandeep: I know im ugly :( but im not fag :$
Josh: Fagly can mean fat ugly fag, but I'm calling you a fucking ugly fag :)
Amandeep: PHUG MY LIFE :( why am i sucha failure in life

Josh: Kill yourself :)

Amandeep: (crying)
Josh: k fagly you owe me 10 bucks :)

by Vinthulaan3 March 5, 2011

fugly bus

the mysterious bus that whisks away all the ugly people from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins; usually arrives after your tenth drink.

Jose Contreras: Wow, where did all these aesthetically gifted women come from?
Bruce Lee: I assume the fugly bus came by a few drinks ago.
Jose Contreras: Shit... well, fuck it.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

Fugly

Short for FUCKING UGLY

Stephen Palmer is FUGLY

by Jamie Windsor May 13, 2005

Fogeyville

Noun, Place: a place that exists in our imaginations that we can feel ourselves walking towards when we do or say something associated with someone "old" or that we associate with old person behavior.

example 1:
"I hate seeing kids with Heelys, they go all over and cut in front of me. It makes me crabby"

friend: "sounds like you're taking a baby step to Fogeyville, my friend."

"But I'm only 27!"

old ancient scroogey bitter resentment

by scrogeybefore30? August 7, 2009