Foggy Nelson

When a guy cums on a girl's glasses and while trying to wipe it off, she only succeeds in smearing it around more.

Nah man, I got a Foggy Nelson earlier and haven't been able to clean my glasses yet.

by Xevyn June 4, 2011

Foggy Bottom

A popular area in Washington, DC, home to George Washington University. Not to be confused with Faggy Bottom, an area in Washington, DC near Dupont Circle!

To get to GWU, take the Metro Orange Line to the Foggy Bottom station.

To get to Faggy Bottom, take the Metro Red Line to Dupont Circle.

by BigBird1017 March 31, 2008

foggy sailor

when in the 69 position with a girl on the bottom, the man rolls over on top of her and farts in her face to blur her vision, then sits up on her stomach holding his arms out horizontally to resemble the mast of a ship

Tara's pussy smelled so i rolled over and gave her a foggy sailor.

by Calhoun Hall March 16, 2008

Foggy Goggles

The situation a person (usually female) suffers when their eyes are coated with semen, creating an effect much like looking through fogged-up swimming goggles.

After receiving a fabolous blowjob, he ejaculated on Nikki's doe-eyed face leaving her wearing a pair of foggy goggles.

by Jaik666 November 22, 2006

Foggy Señor

Putting thick black rimmed glasses on a girl who is giving you head, while you smoke a Cuban stogie. Just before you explode in her mouth, you pull out, slip the cigar into her mouth, and cum on her glasses, thus obscuring her vision.

Juanita thoroughly enjoyed the Foggy Señor I gave her last night.

by dm13 July 31, 2011

foggy windshield

This occurs when a guy blows his load on a girl who wears glasses' face, and her glasses become difficult to see through as a result.

Her glasses gave her 20/20 vision, until I gave her a foggy windshield.

by phatt wolf December 7, 2004

foggy dick

An unpleasant condition that may or may not occur when an individual has placed his penis in too many inanimate objects for a sexual release. Common examples include (but are not limited to); donuts, shoes, charcuterie, and; perhaps most dangerously of all; car windshields.

Person 1: "What's . . . what's wrong with that guy?"

Person 2: "He's got the foggy dick, man. Put his dong where it don't belong too damn often."

by An Irritated Koala March 24, 2016