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FMF

-Abbreviation for Fuck My Ford

A sticker the same size as a Ford emblem. Most people driving Fords that know best put these on their Ford emblems to let everyone know that they are aware that they made a mistake.
-What does FMF over a Ford emblem mean?
-That means that Ford owner realizes he made a mistake by purchasing a Ford.
by Ironsides November 26, 2006
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fmf day

FMF Day stands for Fuck My Friend Day.
While hanging out in the backyard, all of us friends declared it FMF Day. We went inside and fucked in a pile.
by Davey J May 6, 2007
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Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"

Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.
I just took the biggest five minute footlong.

Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?

........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........
by Mr. 5150 September 8, 2010
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the act of spamming your keyboard randomly when board in school
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by FortnitePro2001 March 17, 2022
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FMF Paradox

Fucking my family paradox, The theory you can never get too close to someone who is having sex with a member of your family because of the expected akwardness. Also can be used as fucking my sister paradox or fucking my mother paradox.
Friend 1: My Sister's boyfriend keeps trying to be my best friend.

Friend 2: So what's wrong with that?

Friend 1: FMF paradox man, it's too awkward.
by Billy Mcgee February 21, 2014
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FMF

a female furry who is Buff as Shit
I love to jerk off to FMF
by Max Wedge March 19, 2023
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FMF

Yo, dat bitch is one fmf!!!
by Aradaddymommyurmom February 8, 2020
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