flute

the past tense of float.

two boys are tubing down the river. one boy asks "...what's the past tense of float?" a few moments pass, then both boys simultaneously say "WHAT FLUTE!"

by whatflute August 11, 2009

flute

one's cock. derived in rural ireland.

jaysus boiys did ya see the size of your man's flute!?

by joe balls March 11, 2008

flute

the worst instrument section in the band. renowned for their 'flute-ups' and for sounding out of tune while not being heard.

Chris: man look at those flutes catching those push ups
Scott: no, i believe the correct term would be 'flute-ups'

by simba ditzler September 22, 2006

flutes

Flutes, or fat lutes, refers to expensive or noteworthy items in RPG's.

Man i just got some great flutes!

by Nowlax January 03, 2006

flute

well...aswell as it being a musical instrument...in culchie ireland...(mainly the midlands)it's an idiot or eejit

oh my god, what are ya talking about, ya tick flute?!

shut up, and stop being a feckin flute hole!

by lee April 07, 2005

Flute

A glass pipe used to smoke crack out of.

did that guy just cartwheel and flute at the same time?

by the dragon man August 14, 2016

flute

a small penis.

That little boy's flute does nothin' for me.

by EV October 23, 2002