Flutterfuck

The art of women wearing huge eye lashes to sexual arouse male genitalia.

That woman flutterfucked my dick.

by BRYAN GORSKI May 5, 2018

fustercluck

The realisation by a turkey farmer that his whole 'crop' is going to be wiped out by a virus named after Professor Fust of the West Coast Agricultural University.

Chad: what a total fustercluck man, I've got to get rid of this livestock way before thanksgiving day.

by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009

Fustercluck

An alcoholic beverage which contains Evan Williams bourbon whiskey, 180 proof Everclear, and root beer with a dollop of ice cream on top. You must finish this drink before the ice cream melts or you will not get its full effect. This will fuck you up.

Dude, I got so fusterclucked this weekend!
Dude, did you see Nicole last weekend? She had two fusterclucks and was puking everywhere!
Xavier tried to drink a fustercluck in two minutes. He was in the hospital for two days.

by Thetwins April 12, 2012

fustercluck

an annoying or bothersome person

stop being such a fustercluck

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

Flusterfucked

When someone is extremely flustered to rhe point your face is very red

"Oh my god i was just talking to my friend today and he said something that left me flusterfucked*

by Mudzy's Baby. August 27, 2023

flusterfuck

A person who gets flustered easily, so much so that a single flirt or romantic/sexual indication might as well make them scream into a pillow, kick their feet non-stop, blush intensely, and have many other over-the-top reactions related to being flustered.

A: Hey, is your boyfriend alright? He's been red as a tomato all morning!

B: Oh yeah, I told him I would give him kisses till he's breathless, that's why.

A: I see... He's a flusterfuck, alright.

B: Definitely.

by C'monIcarus February 12, 2024

flusterfuck

where you're flustered into a frustrated state

I'm just so flusterfucked because he/she called be beautiful/handsome

by luvbug.4.life September 14, 2025