Purple Flurp

Suck a dudes dick so hard it turns purple then you flip his ass over and do the same to the Asshole

I gave him such a purple flurp he couldn’t walk or shit right for a week

by Half Jrod rl chi flsndof tbsp March 19, 2021

flurped

Sound emenating from snail coitus

"Dude that snail just flurped"

by Toad road July 12, 2015

flurp

When the teach being annoying and you just want to insult her fr, so you tell your homies that the teach being a flurp, so that the teach hears it but doesn't know what the fuck it means.

Friend 1: Yo this teach is mad annoying she a bitch
Teach: Fuck out my class

Friend 2: This teach a flurp fr
Teach: No clue what that means

by 1bred August 14, 2025

flurp

Noise made from a wet or loose fart

Katy let out a huge flurp

by Gazzah76 April 3, 2022

flurp

One whos ass looks like that of Pinocchios face.

Last Tuesday my girlfriend and I were getting freaky, she asked me to eat her ass and proceeded by getting offended when I called her a flurp.

by steve harvey is daddy March 2, 2019

Mr. Flurp

purple lego creation

Oh, it's Mr. Flurp!

by chickencowsheep May 10, 2024

Flurp

A wet noodle type of person. They suck the energy out of the room, a total buzzkill. Whenever you are at your highest, a flurp takes you to your lowest.

I wanted to smoke another bowl, but that flurp wouldn't let me!

by WETPUP January 28, 2017