Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

US Central Intelligence Agency

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021

Make A Wish Foundation

A children's charity organization for terminally ill children up to 18 years of age. Grant's a dying child their one wish in life, no matter how extreme.

Foundation: You are only 12 and we grieve your time is so short, Timmy. What can our foundation do for you?

Timmy: ...

Foundation: Anything you want Timmy! Do you want to meet your favorite football player? Own an Xbox 360 and tons of games? Drive a ferrari?

Timmy: NO GODDAMNIT! I want some ass! ASS!!! ASS ASS ASS AND MORE ASS, and lots of it, I tell you! I want the hottest bitches up in my hospital room, huge titties in each hand, and the best fucking weed ever grown.

Foundation: Timmy, you got it! That's what the Make a Wish Foundation is all about, helping kids fulfill their dreams!

by The Gimp November 5, 2012

funday

An extra day added to the week in an episode of Doug, created by slowing down the Earth's rotation, which is part of the weekend and probably the day after Friday.

I wish there was a real Funday!

by nameless five September 3, 2005

fundamentalcase

A hard-core member of the Religious Right. generally obsessively preaching the Word, telling you you're going to hell and has no tolerance for difference.

Pat Robertson is a fundamentalcase, plain and simple. Don't you get tired of hearing that every natural disaster is caused by gays, feminists, pagans and liberals?

by Astor G. November 26, 2007

fundamentalism

The religious belief that every word of the sacred texts is literally true; stereotypically in Christianity and taken to such extremes. See also: fundamentalist.

Fundamentalism is the tragedy of all religions.

by Damian Chamberlain July 16, 2006

foundation

Cover up is a more common word and it is used to make someone's skin look flawless.

"Why do celebrities have such perfect skin?"
"Foundation hides their scales duhh!"

by Mrs.Marley June 12, 2007

Foundation lips

Alot of girls these days seem to lack the funds to buy lipstick, and therefore use Concealor/Foundation to colour thier lips, this is often seen in girls who use alot of foundation on thier face aswell, and so making them look like a tangerine with anemia that only affects thier lips.

Hannah; Oooh, look at this new lipstick...£1.50, Fuck That, i'll use my foundation instead!
Sarah; Foundation Lips look sick as!
Hannah; Yeah manz, i know, PENGGGGG!

by Skank124 January 2, 2010