Funcle

A cross between a father and uncle. Like when your mom marries her husband's brother or has sex with him.

Usually done between incestual familie's who have no scrupels about who they get it on with or what monstrosities they may produce if they happen to get pregnant by the funcle.

that girl's dad's brother married his wife. Now he's her funcle.

by psuef March 30, 2009

funcle

a very large six-sided vibrator with jagged ends and suction cups.

Funcles are often used at slumber parties.

by Derick Ross March 29, 2003

flunkle dunk

Can be used instead of fuck

Shut the flunkle dunk up

by Nick November 7, 2003

Funcle

A contraction for "fucking uncle" If your uncle was an asshole, or had beaten you, whatever your case may be... he is a funcle.

My funcle just yelled at me for getting home at 11:00 at night and I'm 24!

by bowflexdan July 27, 2010

flunce

When a socially inept dunce lacks the ability (learned or genetic) to exert reasonable control over flatulating (farting) in social situations.

"Man, you see those poor fools gagging over there next to Darious? Oh no.......he musta flunced BIG TIME. Get Rudy Poot up here on the double!!"

by The paulinator October 5, 2009

Funcle

When a woman fucks two men that are brothers, gets pregnant, and births the child. Unaware of who the true father is, the two men are both labelled the "funcle." A father uncle.

Brother 1: Amy really wants to have sex with brothers.

Brother 2: I'm up for it, but only if we wear condoms. I don't want to be a funcle at 25.

by haveyoueverbeenwithsistersbefo April 14, 2021

funcle

a female uncle

when your aunt marries a woman she becomes your female uncle there for you get funcle

by lilbit78 February 8, 2010