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fountain hopping

The act of running across a city, town or campus from fountain to fountain, spending a few minutes wading and splashing. In order to be properly executed, great vigor and enthusiasm should be employed. Originating at California's Stanford University
Student 1: Why are you so wet?
Student 2: That's what she said!
Student 1: Seriously dude, what the fuck. You're dripping all over the place.
Student 2: That's what-
Student 1: I will take you the fuck out if you say that!
Student 2: OK. We went fountain hopping.
Student 1: A'ight, was it hella tight?
Student 2: Fo sho, it was wicked rad.
by Lagunita Love June 25, 2008
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The Fountains Of Cum

A man’s balls. Located right under the penis.
The Fountains Of Cum! Where all the cum cums from! We have fresh, pure cum that will make you want to have a good licking.
by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019
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Fountains of Wayne

A power-pop band/indie-rock band formed in 1995. They're pretty unknown. Their biggest hit so far would have to be Stacey's Mom. (All together now --- Ooohh! That band!) They've also had a hit on The OC Soundtrack; All Kinds Of Time.

Current band members include:
Chris Collingwood (guitar, vocals)
Adam Schlesinger (bass)
Jody Porter (guitar)
Brian Young (drums)
A: Do you know what Fountains of Wayne is?
B: It's a band!
A: Contratualtions! I've been asking everyone today and you're the first so far.
by iwasakaleidoscope May 21, 2006
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White Fountain

When your lying down and you ejaculate so high that it sprays upwards then back down. Like a Fountain. Its is white because that's the colour of semen.
I had a furious wank yesterday it was so nice. I wanked so hard that I made a white fountain.
by BigFatAlan August 27, 2019
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Darius Fontaine

Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".
Lazlo to Darius-"Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.
by green-poo August 19, 2009
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venetian fountain

when, after giving a blow job, one spits the semen back into the guy's face
Kayla: "Guess what Kelly did last night?"
Ashley: "What?"
Kayla: "She totally gave Ben a venetian fountain."
Ashley: "That shit is nasty! I hope he closed his eyes in time."
by CB1703 March 3, 2009
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Troy Fountain

A legendary pool of magical water found in Hackberry, Louisiana said to have powerful effects upon drinking from it. After taking a drink from this fountain, it is believed that the individual is ascended into an unrivaled story teller, able to create unbelievable and captivating tales.
Ah dammit, I just got 1-up'd. That guy must have visited Troy Fountain.
by westlakehand September 13, 2011
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