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floob

v. To intentionally continue with a certain, drastically unwise course of action despite the fact that it will most assuredly not end well.

Verb form of the following definition:

n. An extreme form of a noob (def #6); used to describe someone so noobish that they pose an actual physical threat to themselves and their surroundings, and to society in general. The scariest things about this (thankfully) minority group are that their noobishness is willful and carefully maintained (i.e., they use it as a weapon of sorts), and that they act as a group. Their leader is known in most circles as "Teh Uberfloob", but may also be referred to as the King Troll, S@tan or R.O.G.E.R..
"I know what I'm doing is wrong, but I'm gonna do it anyway, because I'm the most awesome person in any place at any given time and there is nothing anyone else can say about it," said the floob as she went ahead and floobed through the next hour of her life, not knowing it was going to end up a flam.
by Dr. Bomb November 20, 2010
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Floob

Floob is someone who trys to act cool but ends up looking like a complete idiot and fool.
"Oh my gosh look at that guy, he is a complete floob"
by melicia binder October 8, 2009
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floobing

Ex. Last night I was floobing with Sharkeisha and it was so amazing.

Sam- Dude I got arrested for floobing Sharkeisha last night

John - well done. Was it a enjoyable floob.
by TheFloobster August 4, 2014
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Floob

A cross between a Flume and a Tube.
OMG that floob was awesome!
by Jack of Hell April 13, 2007
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floob

The dog floobed up the buscuit in an instant.
by Me*** January 5, 2006
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floob stick

Perv: Can I stick my floob stick in your floob hole?
Fit person: Floob no, get the floob away!
by moodle_man May 25, 2006
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floob tube

"dude she activated my floob tube"
by RoxasDive May 2, 2010
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