flobbity gimbit

When your gimbit is soft all year round

guy 1: bro im coming up on one year of soft gimbit.
Guy 2: yeh bro thats a flobbity gimbit.

by Bingo Tremndous August 13, 2023

flobbite

the food that stays in the sink when you clean the dishes

i wash my plate and eat the flobbite at the end its the best part

by flobbite is a real word April 15, 2024

flobbing

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

florbis Greenwell

a wacky yellow guy that appears in many humorous comics featuring him. he is also yellow.

Terence number one: "hey wanna read the weekly florbis Greenwell comic?"

Bob: "heck yes bro, I thoroughly enjoyed it!"
(Bob is highly intelligent, Terence number one is not, and don't even get me started on Terence number two)

by doodoomegadeedeefard6967 November 17, 2025