Floating Colours

½ of achievement, not-so-great triumph, to do something half perfect, neither fail nor succeed

Marco: Mum, look! I got flyin' colours for my drawing!

Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.

by Hazique15 August 21, 2011

floating mexican

when you shit in tube sock, then take a piss on it, and then hit someone's head with it.

I had butt piss really bad last night, so so I decided to give Steveie Wonder a floating mexican except this one was a little sloppy.

by the Votee June 2, 2005

FLOATING

The act of taking a great shit that makes you feel 8+ more pounds lighter.

Person 1: Hey hows it going??

Person 2: Fantastic, I was just FLOATING a couple of minutes ago.

Person 1: You must feel good now!!

by ALI-G RESPECT September 19, 2009

Flotting

The act of ejaculating into your hands and flicking it from the fingertips over someone.

Kate didn't usually partake in flotting, but as the spunk started to fly she found she was quite enjoying herself.

by Gruff100 September 6, 2014

Flatting

Flatting is a slang term used to describe a living arrangement whereby a house or apartment - a "flat" is let out to a group of people. The people who rent the flat are referred to as "flatmates".

Flatting is the dominant living arrangement for university students and young people who no longer wish to live at home. Some people prefer to flat with friends from high school or work, others prefer to flat with acquaintances and others will quite willingly go in with "randoms" - people they've never met before.

Flatmates will sometimes pay more or less money depending on the quality of their room - the better the room the higher the price. In some cases, a flat will have a "gimp room" which is smaller/damper/grosser than the other rooms of the house and will be let out at a reduced rate due to its inadequacies.

"Im off flatting with a few of me mates"

by Lord Lethris April 1, 2007

floating a boat

A way of smoking meth or coke.

Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.

Some people refer to smoking meth from tin foil as free basing but I know it as floating a boat.

by nikkkkkk October 30, 2012

floating kayak

When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.

Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.

Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.

by Punto Sanchez June 11, 2006