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Having made poor choices and being unable to cope with the decisions you have made, incapable of making the choices necessary to ameliorate your situation.
Blake: Mike, do you know that we found your friend Moira asleep on the couch with her pants at her ankles, hand in her underwear, groaning?

Mike: Yeah, dude, she's flod.
Flod by M. Dizzy April 22, 2006

flodge goblin 

Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.
That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything!
flodge goblin by wasted time September 6, 2009
flodge, v. (flodging, flodged)
1) the act of being indecisive or uncommited, or to show a lack of sincerity.
2)To go back on one's word or to breach a promise.
(flodge) Jerry said he would be our ride to the club, but now he is flodging and won't answer his phone.
flodge by guns and swords April 10, 2008
someone who is a huge ugly whore that no one likes. they normally sleep with everyone when they are only in fifth grade. they usually have white hair at a young age and have a strange shaped ass.
Michelle: OMG, did you see ali wynn today? ewww!
Kelly: Trust me i know, uhh what a flodus!!
flodus by picklesworth123 August 11, 2009
When a human with the male genitalia, swings, shakes or slaps their genitalia around without the assistance of the hands whilst using rotation of the hips and/or movement of the knees to create any form of movement of the genitalia.
"When I get out of the shower and look in the mirror, i begin to flod", "Flodding is a great form of exercise" and "Men in jail enjoy flooding in the shower room".
flodding by scottyboobotty April 14, 2014
a foldge is the event in which someone says they are going to do something and doesn't do it.
you flodged on me last night! or flodge can be used as a noun-- don't be a flodge!
Flodge by Rozel September 15, 2005