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Flirting with poo

(phase)
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.
Guy1: Nice racing man, how did you run so fast?
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.
by UnknowableOne May 25, 2016
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flirnking

The act of flirting while under the influence of alcohol.
Siena never talks to Noah when she’s sober. But as soon as she had a couple drinks she starts flirnking anything with two legs.
by timreklive December 4, 2018
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Meta-flirting

Flirting with someone while explaining to them how you are making your moves, in a way that results in an self-ironic sense of humor and charm, and talks about the elephant in the room to avoid awkwardness.
Dude, Jim just told that girl how he was going to use his moves on her, he is totally meta-flirting.
by Haardfilur June 20, 2016
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second-hand flirting

Using a friend (preferably the same gender) of someone you're interested in to get the information you want, i.e. sexual orientation, relationship status, social media.
I want to know if Jessica is seeing someone. How do I find out without being awkward or putting her on the spot if she is?

Try second-hand flirting bro. Ask her best friend Mackenzie; she'll know.
by OmniMitch July 26, 2020
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man-flirting

A discussion between two or more straight male strangers on topics such as cars, power tools, video games, chicks, beer, sports, etc. Used to break the ice in a comfortable way by finding common ground.
Bill: Who was that dude you were talking to at the bar?
Joe: Oh that was Frank, I was talking to Jim and he came over and started man-flirting with us, turns out he's restoring a '68 Cuda, it's awesome. He's a Colts fan too.
by xmalefic February 10, 2007
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dog-flirting

When someone chats up a person he or she doesn't really find attractive just for something to do he or she is said to be dog-flirting.
I didn't fancy her, I was just dog-flirting.
by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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flirtini

alcoholic beverage which includes Vodka, Champagne and Pineapple Juice that was popularized by an episode in the HBO series "Sex and the City"
I can't wait for flirtini friday!
by Alyssa June 17, 2006
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