Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

gun slinging mud flinger

An unimaginably agressive vehicle (generally a large pick up truck), created by the hand of God specifically to tear up any sort of dirty mud hole it can seek out across the United States (Farm fields, dusty dirt roads, muddy pipelines, etc.)

Nice truck Ryan, looks like a real gun slinging mud flinger. Let's take this bitch through the neighbors cornfield, I bet those swampers can handle it.

by BigDaddy_31 May 24, 2017

The one eyed yogurt flinger.

The erect male sex organ.

She waited in great anticipation for the eruption of the one eyed yogurt flinger.

by Cevin December 10, 2007

purple veined custard flinger

male genitals

james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.

by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010

cum flinger

Someone who masterbates then throws their cum through the air with their hand, using a flinging motion. Usually aimed toward a wall.

Lazy ass Kenny has a wall full of cum stains. He's such a cum flinger.

jizz sperm

by R3AL T^LK November 22, 2015

the flinger

A person who is never really single. Going from relationship to relationship.

Have you seen her, she's never single. Shea the flinger

by hxkdkgb&*$ March 7, 2015

Chicken Flinger

Is a relationship in which two people meet in a foreign country and fireworks ignite.

Brad: What would you like to drink?

Jackie: Liquor.

Brad: Liquor, I just met her...

Jackie: tequila

Brad: Get over here chicken flinger

by Bruce Flingstein May 16, 2011