Fletch Job

Anything you want it to be from sexual to cleaning out your bathroom

Hey wanna do something?
do you want a fletch job?
whats a fletch job?
anything you want it to be

by papacosta April 25, 2010

Fletch & Danny

Rhyming slang for men who like to wear women's clothes. Popularised by the aforementioned Surrey Athletic duo.

"I'd watch out for her, I think I can see something sticking out from that skirt. I reckon she's a Fletch & Danny"

by Anon21342 October 6, 2006

Fletch Fam

The Fletch Fam are fans that stan the singer FLETCHER.

It doesn’t matter if you’ve never talked to another FLETCHER fan, or if you’re fighting with another FLETCHER fan for whatever reason, at the end of the day you’re still family.

You a new FLETCHER fan? Welcome to the family! The Fletch Fam is excited to have you join us! Here’s your complimentary clown wig...

by virgoxvirgo October 30, 2020

fletch catch

Originating in the late 90’s. A protective mechanism utilizing the right elbow to catch a sneeze preventing the spread of illness. Used by the courteous.

Dayaum. I just stopped this whole subway from flu death with th Fletch Catch. Guy’s a genius.

by Aleeysun May 22, 2018

Fletch cripps

A large monster who usually hangs outside McDonald’s waiting to pounce. Be careful the big red tomato will eat you if you are seen

What’s that red blob? Oh it’s fletch cripps

by Cathal loughlin November 23, 2021

Why fletch?

An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.

Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"

Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"

Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"

by Sukoforiko August 7, 2018

Benison Fletch

Benison Fletch- two words in one. Benison, to mean twat, and Fletch, to mean the God of the mountains. This is basically another way of saying a twat God, like some dick footballer that always scores.

We pray to the Benison Fletch, but oh dear God we don't want to

by Fuck headson May 31, 2017