Flemmy

Spastic piece of shit.

OMG Flem, your sucha fucktard!1!1one

by Pixie-o November 18, 2004

Flems

A Flems is a noun. You can be a Flems.
You can use Flems after the name "Ems" - Ems Flems.
A Flems is a smol person, very smol person.
She likes Anime a lot, meaning she's a bigass weeb.
She lives mostly of cola zero and gifflar.

She is adorable af and very kind, she likes to dress in pretty dresses, but mostly black. Fifty shades of black. hehe.

woah, Ems Flems is such a weeb - but she's hella cute tho

by iamlaksbackuknow December 12, 2019

flimsy

A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol or is experiencing the effects of alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, drunkened, loose, tipsy, well-done, trashed, jagged up, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated, laced, (etc.)

Tonight, we're going to drink some beers and get flimsy

by Santar April 13, 2007

Flemsterbating

The act of blowing your nose into your hands while in the shower and proceeding to masterbate with the mucus in your hand as a form of lubricant.

Guy 1: "Damn man, you were in the shower for like a half-hour."

Guy 2: "I know sorry man i was flemsterbating"

by b63smith June 11, 2011

flimsy low-hand

A REALLY good hand job. Often quick and to the point resulting in an unexpected mess.

That emo chick that works at Starbucks gave me the flimsy low-hand last night in the parking lot. It was amazing....

by riskyshiftphenomenon February 17, 2010

Flemmy

Female Lemmy Kilmister.

A person who refuses to pretend/compromise themselves in order to avoid offending other people.

She doesn't give a shit if you don't like her behavior. She's here once and she's got things to do. Born to lose, live to win. It's Lemmy, but it's a girl, a Flemmy.

by Flemmy666 February 25, 2019

flemmy flemming

p*ggers

girl: "whats your snap"
flemmy flemming: "black lives still matter"

by glizzygobbla7427 February 19, 2021