Flem Job

The homo sexual act of Jack Flem. It is unknown the true definition of Flem Job because he is secretive about his sexual affairs. Flem jobs can consist of oral or anal sexual intercourse.

David Butts revived a Flem Job.

by Anyonumus TPS Saint August 23, 2018

Fet-Flem

The mucus that emits from your chest during and after the sesh after ingesting methamphetamine.
Fet-Flem sits on your chest and the only way to remove it from your system ia by a cough or a laugh.

*Coughs* "Fet-Flem"

by BellaBrusco January 20, 2019

Arse Flem

Arse Flem - Rectal discharge of gelatinous viscosity (Cloudy partially set Jelly like substance).

Arse Flem - Seeps from one's bottom after an intensive penetrative arse workout thus causing lower intestinal fluids to seep from ones recktum.

See also anal discharge

by StarMonk3ey77 February 10, 2010

K Flem

A male, who's favourite hobbies include, birra Bball and performing the delicate art of a "blumpkin".
He once Blumpkin'd a person they came and shat at the same time, they died.
Terrific Blumpkin'er.

K Flem gave 7 lads a blumpkin one night, 4 of them died.
That's how good he is.

by Sir John Ryaner January 2, 2011

*cough* *flem*

What it sounds like when your grandpa who has smoked all his life coughs.

The dinner sure is good grandpa isnt it.
Ye..*cough* *flem*...sure is

by moonay November 23, 2009

flemmy flemming

p*ggers

girl: "whats your snap"
flemmy flemming: "black lives still matter"

by glizzygobbla7427 February 19, 2021

Flemming (lizzie)

N. from the cornish for wee queen of waz. an individual from which eminates a crippling stench not disimiliar to the odour of a rancid old peoples home.

the slurry pit was putrid but its stench was nothing when compared to that of a flemming

by Shug Avery November 29, 2004