Flemch

The mucus inside your throat that won't come out, but you really want it to.

I have so much flemch in my throat

Achmed is spelt, a, c, flemch, hmed.

by Gingere April 23, 2019

sand fleas

Parasites from people that are too poor to get regular crabs.

Man, that chick with the big ol' brown ass titties gave me serious sand fleas

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

Fleischmanning it

Named for the infamously unpalatable Fleischmann brand of cheap hard liquors, to "Fleischmann it" is to go about binge drinking from a standpoint that considers nothing but chemical effect, ignoring flavor entirely.

My girlfriend dumped me and I lost my job so I have no money and want to lose months worth of memory, I feel like Fleischmanning it tonight; buy whatever 1.75L bottle is priced around 10 dollars.

by T-sonne October 3, 2010

flem charm

A type of charm that when used on unsuspecting victims has the opposite effect to that of which the user intended. Its powerful negative powers usually arise when used by people that are of questionable character and possess poor personal hygiene levels.

you really "flem charmed" the shit out of that guy, idiotttt

by DDoon December 2, 2015

Fleishigsphobia

A fear of becoming "fleishigs" by eating meat and subsequently becoming Halachically banned from eating any "milchig" (Dairy) foods for up to 6 hours. This is a concern for Orthodox Jews and generally only applies in the daytime.

"Oh no, that leftover chulent looks 'mamesh geshmak,' but I just can't have it due to my fleishigsphobia."

by Simsters101 May 24, 2018

Femsplaining

When a feminist explains to a man that his argument or feelings are invalid based on his gender rather than based on facts or evidence or based on the statement 'Not all men, yes all women'

As with Masplianing, femsplaining should never ever be used in a sentence yes they are real things that happen but if you use the word Mansplaining in a sentence you are guility of Femsplaning and if you use femsplaining in a sentence then you are guilty of mansplaining.

Instead of saying "stop mansplaining the offside rule to me!" say "don't be such a dick I was captain of the local football team I probably understand the offside rule better than you."

by Sirrius May 24, 2017

Richard Fleeshman

Tall and gorgeous British soap actor from Manchester, with an amazing all-round talent for singing, dancing, performing, and moon-walking, and only 16 years old. How can one person be this talented? Currently starring on a cheesy TV show 'soapstar superstar' where soap stars have to prove their talent to a panel of judges and win votes from the british public, but all in the name of charity. Richard stars in the UK's most popular soap, Coronation Street, and has done lots of previous charity work. ahhh.

'did you see Soapstar Superstar last night? Richard Fleeshman's moonwalk stole the show...

by iliketohum January 15, 2006