Flem

A common idiot misspelling of "Phlegm", which is "a thick, sticky, stringy mucus produced by the respiratory tract, usually as the result of irritation, inflammation, or infection of the airways."

Dude, bro, I'm coughing up so much flem today.

It's 'phlegm', you imbecile.

by LadyByrd September 22, 2010

Flego

Fake Lego, a collectors nightmare!!! Flego brands include but are not exclusive to; Lepin, Cobi, Mega Blox, Kreo etc etc

Dammit!! This supposed Lego bundle is full of Flego!!

by BuildingBlocksBob August 24, 2019

flamo

- A ghettoass asian mophonic homeboy who lives it up in the fast lane
- Short for bro_flamo, a brother flammable
- Obsessed with lighting things and ordnance
- Some reckons he drives too fast
- A casm

'Hey flamo, what else do you do in your spare time besides casmic drivin, mackin with women, rhymin & smokin cubans?'

by flamo April 6, 2004

femo

femo, fake emo aka emo joe. this is a rare disease that infects the non sensitive that want to be emo. this femo can cause you to dye your hair black, start to wear tight clothing materials,listen to emo, and cry on and on about how it rains to much in manchester

femo joe trys to be emo by dyeing his hair black.

by nick margiotti October 10, 2004

Femo

A person that both pertains and strives to be an Emo (i.e. wears dark/neon clothing, make up, straightens hair), but is too Fat to fit into a pair of skinny jeans/drainpipes and is thereby demoted to an entity known to the world, from today (25th of June 2011), as a Femo

Tony: Hey, did you see that Femo at the Sellinge festival?
Mark: You bet I did-he was claiming to be an emo, but he spent most of his time at the burger van

by LOTF2013 June 28, 2011

Femophile

25-30 year old female who finds adolesent males sexually attractive. Commonly in a rut due to losing their youth and making a last ditch attempt to seem young. The species may vary usually wearing a thick protective layer of foundation and heavy eye shadow, to mask the ravages of age. Usually the males accept this to brag to peers not fully understanding the seriousness of being selected by a predator.

Also see simple male.

Femophile: Phwarrr he's fit!!

Friend: Julie, your twice his age.

Femophile: So, I could totally hit that!

Friend: ....

by lijowe March 17, 2009

flem chunk

when you cough and an unexpected heaving stockpile of pure, vile, chunky lung waste splatters into your mouth. Immediate action must be taken to rid yourself of this evil misfortune by spewing out this busting chunk onto the carpet/wall/spouse.

"the new guy at work is such a twat i just flobbed a massive flem chunk in his tea"

by josh June 18, 2006