1. One who openly (and sometimes quite proudly) displays the most extreme atributes of a fucktard.
2. One who displays a subconscious obsession with attacking fucktards, but who infact is a fucktard.
3. One who does entirely retarded or fucked up things out of sheer lack of mental competence or inhibitions of speech.
4. Someone for whom commercially marketed and socially popular insults such as fag, douchebag, retard, etc. will not do justice to the extreme stupidity of their nature.
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2. One who displays a subconscious obsession with attacking fucktards, but who infact is a fucktard.
3. One who does entirely retarded or fucked up things out of sheer lack of mental competence or inhibitions of speech.
4. Someone for whom commercially marketed and socially popular insults such as fag, douchebag, retard, etc. will not do justice to the extreme stupidity of their nature.
See: fucktard dumbass jackass douche bastard
Josh continues to both stalk and send creepy letters to Jennifer, even though she hates him and has filed a restraining order against him. What a flagrant fucktard.
by Chris Michael P. October 24, 2006
Get the flagrant fucktard mug.A farewell phrase similar to the slang "lata", except that it is to be used when exiting a room or area immediately after experiencing flatus. By leaving with this parting word you are leaving your pungent scent for the persons you were with.
Shortly after releasing a green stink cloud, Steve snickered and said, "flata" as he left his comrades in a smoke screen of flatus.
by Mr. Fuel April 11, 2007
Get the flata mug.The Process of Putting Flat pack furniture (think IKEA) back into its original Box
The process of Un-Flatpacking is removing flat pack furniture from the box and forming it into the product.
The process of Un-Flatpacking is removing flat pack furniture from the box and forming it into the product.
Hey Man, I'm moving house, want to help me with some flatpacking? I have an Ikea desk and the original Box
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Get the Flagrant mug.A white chick who has no ass. She's usually skinny and piles on the make-up to make up for her lack of back.
Bobby: I thought that chick at the supermarket was hot until I passed her and noticed she didnt have an ass.
Jake: Yeah, she was a flatback fosho.
Jake: Yeah, she was a flatback fosho.
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Get the Flatback mug.An accidental situation that occurs when you have your fly unzipped and don't notice that you barely have the head of your penis sticking out through your pants and then you very quickly zip up your fly without even noticing. OUCH!!
Damn, while Mark was in the restroom with us after a quick piss and while we were hurrying to see the new Star Wars movie, he was so rushed that he didn't realize his dick was still sticking out a bit as he hurriedly zipped up his barn door, and thus he gave himself a nasty and painful penis flytrap! He was screaming in pain for a while, missing the movie's first 20 minutes and had to watch the rest of the movie while his dick was feeling swollen after the incident!
In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!
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In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!
Mark H. Bringing nice new slang terms to UD since February 2004.
by Mark H May 15, 2005
Get the Penis flytrap mug.A name given to a group of people from low-lands by those who live in the highlands, usually with a negative connotation. This term is used in many regions of North America. In Michigan it is used to refer to people from the "downstate" region of the Lower Peninsula, which is considered Saginaw and south. This region is exceptionally flat in comparison to the majority of Northern Lower and Upper Peninsulas. The term can be interchangeable with "city-slicker" or "citidot," because of the complete lack of common-sense many of these tourist conduct themselves with while in rural regions. They ask for directions only using road signs even after explaining to them that most roads in the region lack road signs or change names multiple times without your knowing. In fact, many counties in Northern Michigan did not have addresses and/or road signs until the early 1990's.
Flatlanders, "How do you get to Mackinaw City from here?"
Local, "So you take this road here and take a left at the 24hr Shell station. Next, take a right at the junk yard ten miles past the Shell station."
Flatlanders, "Just give me the road names! I don't care about what I am going to see!"
"There are no road signs, I am trying to give you landmarks. That's how we give directions in the country."
CitySlicker, "I don't care, just give me that damn road names."
"You know that most road names are different on GPS than they are on the few road signs, right? And there is no one for you to sue around here if you get hurt and lost. In the country you die when that happens."
Local, "So you take this road here and take a left at the 24hr Shell station. Next, take a right at the junk yard ten miles past the Shell station."
Flatlanders, "Just give me the road names! I don't care about what I am going to see!"
"There are no road signs, I am trying to give you landmarks. That's how we give directions in the country."
CitySlicker, "I don't care, just give me that damn road names."
"You know that most road names are different on GPS than they are on the few road signs, right? And there is no one for you to sue around here if you get hurt and lost. In the country you die when that happens."
by cheese_leaves January 16, 2013
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